The shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. Beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.
Gary: Fuck man, what happened to your hand?
Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...
Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!
Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...
Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!
by Flashheart January 14, 2010
The stack of beer cans that inevitably end up in the shape of a pyramid after/during a long night of drinking. Architecture usually becomes unstable at some point and collapses.
Phil: That asshole knocked over our beer-amid! You realize we've been working on this all night, eh?
by taco_dog November 20, 2009
by FIREITUPBOYS October 25, 2017
Jason- Yo, I hear Kyle spilled his beer! PARTY FOUL!
Jimbo- No worries, he can just pull a beer slurp..
Jason- BEER SLURPIN TIME!!
Jimbo- No worries, he can just pull a beer slurp..
Jason- BEER SLURPIN TIME!!
by PARTYSAVER November 21, 2009
a beer you buy for another person on a third party's tab, usually with said party having no knowledge of the action.
Pat: Aw man, I totally hooked with that girl last night after her I bought that beer for her.
Kevin: Pat, you turd. You charged that beer to my tab. I thought I told you to stop with the ponzi beers.
Kevin: Pat, you turd. You charged that beer to my tab. I thought I told you to stop with the ponzi beers.
by KO'C February 23, 2011
Fellow bro: I was so hammered last night I had like 18 beers.
Bro party host: I was cleaning up this morning and had to empty out so many chad beers.
Bro party host: I was cleaning up this morning and had to empty out so many chad beers.
by SCSmase June 10, 2016
The process of transporting ice to another cooling station without letting the beer warm and become skunked "nasty taste"
Guy 1: "wow how did you get this beer to stay cold all the way from your house to hear?
Guy 2: *shivers* ....I had the max AC on the whole way here. With the windows closed so I could make the perfect "Beer Transplant" from my refrigerator to your's
Guy 2: *shivers* ....I had the max AC on the whole way here. With the windows closed so I could make the perfect "Beer Transplant" from my refrigerator to your's
by ck1992 October 09, 2014