cry baby pee pee bed wetter

Stupid kids that cry for every little thing. And when you call them a baby, they cry some more.

Shut up cry baby pee pee bed wetter!

by Yukester December 20, 2007

shit the bed

get up early - under the pretense that if you shit in bed you have to get up anyway and clean it.
see kin ell

Boss - "Not late today then?"
Dude - "Na, shit the bed!"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

in bed

To be in business together.

Okay, you can go tell Jack that we're back in bed together, I'm sure he'll be very happy

by Nickstryker August 13, 2004

someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry

jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

by MR....X July 24, 2010

Put Heads To Bed

To knock someone unconcious

I was at a party and a fight broke out and I had to put heads to bed

by Cj Satan October 21, 2008

go to bed

60s/70s euphemism for "have sex"

I think I'll ask Nancii out Friday night, I want to go to bed with her.

by Jake February 11, 2004

Breakfast in bed

Morning after pill

Freddie: I think I may have jizzed in your shit last night.
Mia: Sonovabitch!
Freddie: It's cool because I made you breakfast in bed (hands morning after pill to girl)
Mia: Awww babe! Your the best!

by dnysgrl4eva November 22, 2011