Alaskan Beaver Tale

The act of shitting in females mouth, then jizzing in her mouth, having her swish it around in her mouth like mouthwash and spitting it on your chest.

Guy 1: What did you and Jenny do last night?
Guy 2: We were so wasted I got her to give me an alaskan beaver tale.
Guy 1: Gross dude,

by TheGuyWhoFuckedYourMother January 15, 2010

cool your beaver

take that "gnawing-down-trees", "blocking-up-rivers" attitude and put it on the back burner so we can get down to business.

Hey Matt, you need to cool your beaver before one of us gets drowned in this creek and thrown downstream.

by mrduke04 March 11, 2010

Dry Beaver Shotgun

When a man bites off and swallows as many pubes from a girls vaginal area as humanly possible. Preferred with Russians considering they are the "beaver" nation of the world.

No this isn't a goatee, I just gave this Russian an amazing dry beaver shotgun!

by Sex Position Steve September 2, 2011

Beaver's Hot Box

Creating a Hot Box in a girls vagina using a bong or bowl, then shotgunning from it

dude how was Amanda last night? oh she was amazing, she let me do a "Beaver's Hot Box" on her!

by redgiggu November 7, 2010

Skunky Beaver Weave

When a woman's pubes are long and sweaty and it creates the appearance of a weave. It has a musky odor.

My girl and i were messing around in the gym. She dropped her panties and my god she had a skunky beaver weave.

by RedSonja July 19, 2015

Bread crumbs and beaver spit

A reference to one of the best flash series ever, Riddle School

Phil: Bread crumbs and beaver spit.
Richy: You're so random man.

by Hackrmin June 28, 2021

viva la beaver

A holiday fuck.

viva la beaver was the only sport jim did when we were in spain. The fuck nut

by Phil Martin November 14, 2003