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In the military, Basic Allowance for Subsistence. Once eligible for it, you get extra money in your paycheck to shop at the base commissary. The consumption of less-than standard dining facility food can be avoided this way.
I'm sick of this chow hall slop. I'm going to apply for B.A.S. and stick to nothing but Frosted Flakes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
B.A.S. by Sylfaen December 3, 2003
Hot as shit. also can be typed as has.
Timmy: daaaaammmnnn that girl is so H.A.S
H.A.S by biddiestat November 13, 2011

C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. 

Acronym for:
Collectivist Redistributionist Anti-American Progressive Totalitarian Antagonistic Slanderous Treasonous Insidious Cretin

Applies to politically correct & morally bankrupt progressives/communists/socialists/fascists/liberals/democrats/leftists/jihadi-apologists & appeasers
The most powerful & dangerous C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. in America today is Barack Obama. He is bolstered by the CRAPTASTIC media which sold their collective souls to shill for him.

simple as that 

When somebody makes an critical mistake when they're overcomplicating things that are clearly straigthforward, somebody will have to point the flaw in their argument. Most of the times this includes an simplification.
Person 1: Women have more STD than men. This means that men are sluts, because if the women were the sluts men should have equal or more STD .
Person 2: You can't conclude that. You don't know who has sex with whom. Men have less sex, less risk of STDs. Women have more sex, more likely to have STDs. Simple as that.
simple as that by FatAndLonely July 24, 2016

A.D.I.D.A.S. 

acronym. All Day I Dream About Sex.
Hey, I'm a 20 year-old, SWM, A.D.I.D.A.S. (as in a personal ad)

Sus as fuck 

a nigga thats gay as fuck nigga No cap cuh y
Max was sus as fuck when he taught my brother how to beat off
Sus as fuck by johnwoke December 10, 2018