Evan

Type of guy to block you on Instagram. Also the type of guy that says lol when his face is straight and to leave you on seen when you ask him a question.

Luca is being such an Evan

by seriouslykyle? January 28, 2018

Evan

Evan is the type of annoying little brother who left the Apple core in the basement

Evan is a dirty little shit

by Lossfloss July 13, 2020

evan mollov

"Evan Mollov" Is a phrase that means someone is not going somewhere.

Evan Mollov isn't going gym today.

by LazyBread123 June 9, 2023

evan

A guy who likes feet

Evan: Hi I'm Evan
Girl: Ewww

by dr.leaky butthole April 23, 2022

Evan Sam

Evan Sam is brown and friendly thats all.

Evan Sam is brown and friendly

by idk i like dick tionary August 24, 2022

Evan Stevens

yn with bowl cut and mole.

Liking kirby air ride is an evan stevens moment. plus fuck tyler

by TheDentist2 August 2, 2025

Evan

Evan is easily the sexiest man on planet earth and has a rather large penis in comparison to a certain George Robertson, he holds the world record for worlds largest eyebrows and can bench the earths core for 2 days straight

Evan is God

by anonymous November 23, 2021