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Zero Fucksgiving

A holiday established in 2024, Zero Fucksgiving is the counter to Thanksgiving, and is celebrated the 4th Thursday of May. Because it is not yet recognized as a national holiday, revelers opt to celebrate it on the following weekend.

During Zero Fucksgiving, participants are encouraged to leave their Fucks at the door (preferably on a poster, so that it can be ceremoniously burned at the end of the evening). Karaoke and temporary tattoos are encouraged, as are other activities where participants can demonstrate the few fucks they give.

If participants begin to share "too many Fucks," other revelers are encouraged to inundate them with toxic positivity.
"I can't wait for Zero Fucksgiving this year. I literally can't give any more fucks."
by Pixie Rainbow Farts May 26, 2024
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Zero

The number of parents you have
You have zero brain cells.
by Omega Nugget July 1, 2024
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zerobaseone

a boy group with immaculate vocals and 9 amazing members. they consist of hanbin, jiwoong, zhang hao, matthew, taerae, ricky, gyuvin, gunwook, and yujin. they FINALLY debuted on july 10, 2023 with their song in bloom. STREAM CINEMA PARADISE NOW
zerose 1: did you listen to zerobaseone's recent comeback?

zerose 2: YESS STREAM GOOD SO BAD
by soooooobinnnnn September 4, 2024
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Zero-Wise

When someone realizes that the number of zeros in their bank account can’t secure them a ticket to heaven (even if they donate their wealth or part of it to others as a proof of their generosity), who will leave this side of heaven with a big fat zero at their last heartbeat.
Billionaire Xeno was praised for being zero-wise when he decided to leave his inheritance to no fewer than ten charities—his life philosophy is that he came with nothing and will leave with nothing.
by Numerati September 29, 2024
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Zero Fucks

When someone doesn’t give a heck or damn if they feel they were or are right or wrong, even if others didn’t or don’t like them because of it.
Leaders can’t lead their sheep effectively unless they give zero fucks to all those oft-unreasonable or biased complains or protests against them.
by Numerati October 7, 2024
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Zero

Zero's are usually very handsome boys ,zero is a kind hearted person with a stunning personality and a great sense of humor they usually have blonde/brown curly hair with blue/green eyes if you ever meet a zero you better hang onto them for as long as you can and never let go because they are a 1 in a million.
Zero is so cute.
by Kambree.Faith.Da.Best December 27, 2024
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Zero

A person/ thing that takes advantage of younger individuals and forces them into relationships because they don’t understand what is bad or good
“Zero is such a bad person
by DrinaDrina December 31, 2024
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