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Your Mom Goes To Collage 

An insult regarding the artistic ability of a person's female parent, especially in regards to the cutting-up and re-gluing of pictures from magazines.

Found especially among students of Graphic or Interior Design, as no one else cares (or knows) about the artistic abilities of their mother.

This insult is perhaps a parody of misspelling/mispronunciation of Kip Dynamite's crushing yet witty line your mom goes to college.
Graphic Design Student: You wouldn't know an "Interior" if it were labled--in chartreuse!
Interior Design Student: Oh, yeah? You call *that* "graphic design"? I made better collages than that when I was three!
Graphic Design Student: Your mom goes to collage.
Interior Design Student: *runs away crying*
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Your mom's pie 

An insult of such incredible, nonsensical idiocy that it's normally used as a barb for the beginning of a larger, meaner insult. It normally leads to Your mom's face, then Your mom, and so on and so forth.
"Hey, your mom's pie, wooooo!"

your mom is your dad 

used as a comeback for when your friend is hitting you with a your mom insult
weirdly effective
Person 1 : your mom is fat!
Person 2 : YOUR MOM IS YOUR DAD
Person 1 : ..... (can't come up with a better comeback)
Person 2 : OHH ROASTED CHICKEN

Your mom gay 

An epic way to come back at someone that roasted you
Gekyume: Hey Jah I bet your circumcised

Jah: well hahaha I bet your mom gay
Your mom gay by GekyumesDad May 6, 2019

Your Mom's a Plane

A witty remark used as a rebuttal when a short kid says "Look at me, I'm a plane." Indicates that the person's mom is a plane.
A kid says "Look at me, I'm a plane!" You say " Your Mom's a Plane "
Your Mom's a Plane by Snicker Tits January 22, 2009

Your Mom & Dad 

Let's bring our families into it.

your mom in disguise 

A variation on the overused and passé phrase 'your mom'. Can be used in any instance or situation in which 'your mom' would normally be used.
Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw yesterday!
Person 2: Your mom in disguise!