An adult male who acts like a prissy 13year old girl when she doesn't get her way in a relationship. As bizarre and silly as these buffoonish spectacles can be, it loses it's entertainment value once it becomes abusive (which is quite common). Symptoms of selective testicle ascending syndrome include but are not limited to: spiteful gossiping about his SO to their friends, effeminate gesturing and sensitivities in private, is in competition with most other males (how she tries to prove her manhood), proves every month for about a week that men do get periods. giving the silent treatment, throwing loud, tearful tantrums in public, hitting herself during those tantrums, putting extra effort into losing weight and improving aesthetics while SO is pregnant, getting having more better quality beauty products, bags and shoes than you, is competitive and tries to make you feel inferior at doing everything. remarks and questions intended to make you doubt or feel bad about yourself, both on a superficial and spiritual level, behaviors normally associated with negative female stereotypes
GF: Do you have to gawk and hit on every woman that walks by? It's so hurtful.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.
Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.
Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.
by TalkingAlleyMeowth June 14, 2019
Get the He-bitchmug. How did you get that foo?... I did something ghetto for it.
How did you get approved PTO at month/year end? You did something ghetto for it huh foo
Defined "He Did something ghetto for it"
How did you get approved PTO at month/year end? You did something ghetto for it huh foo
Defined "He Did something ghetto for it"
by Aurepics December 27, 2022
Get the he did something ghetto for itmug. by Wichapoocha gang May 20, 2020
Get the he manly manmug. “He eh” is a very legitimate exclamation, that has mustered consensus from an inordinate number of reputable academics, prominent politicians, and other highly credible profesionalls, to not only be synonymous to the word “yes”, but to also be a perfectly acceptable - without dispute, phrase to express affirmation.
by Lord Emperor February 5, 2019
Get the He ehmug. In football when someone gets a ball caught over them or they get ran over, they'll call them a baby
by ancienthairball September 8, 2025
Get the He’s a Babymug. An inside joke within the Danny Phantom tumblr community. "It's not gay if he's dead" is a joke about people who want to fuck the ghosts. I don't know the origins of it lol
DP fan: "and then i was like, It's not gay if he's dead!"
Their hostage: "please let me go i haven't seen the sun in months"
Their hostage: "please let me go i haven't seen the sun in months"
by nymphadora1404 February 16, 2024
Get the it's not gay if he's deadmug. 