mum

British mom

your mum gay is a British term.
your mom gay is an American term.

by Homeboy ze Homie April 26, 2020

suck your mum

I love you so much

suck your mum

by Anwardo April 13, 2022

Your mum

Milf

Your mums a milf or dead

by giorgiasolerisrealgf July 19, 2021

litch on mums

U are literally swearing on ur mums life

Omg are u serious?
Litch on mums

by scorpioicon November 20, 2021

mums

from what i know this is a australian word, mums is another way of saying you're swearing on your mums life

person 1; did you touch my things?
person 2; mums i didnt

by yeeeeeeeeeeeet yah May 12, 2020

Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

Mum

The woman who is always there for you. No matter what you do you can always count on her to save your ass from the shit you get into. She will love you no matter what happens. She always knows whats best for you and is there for you when your scared. She is also the woman who can give you 5 chores that will most probably take 20 minutes each within 3 minutes and expect you to finish them by the time she gets home.

Mum: I want you to wash the dishes, fold the towels, clean your room and make the house spotless by the time I get home or your in trouble.

Daughter: MUM!! THATS NOT FAIR!!!

Mum: I’ll be home in 10 minutes.

Daughter: I’m screwed....

by RVH August 11, 2018