wrestling

Its another for of entertainment. It is oftimes dismissed as fake and gay...by those who dont watch the show, just the little specials about how it is fake. Fake or not, it is a great form of entertainment in which men and women with brilliant athletic abilities and amazing drive and it is bullshit to say that they dont get hurt. Obviously, some of the stunts are false, especially the hammer hits and strikes, HOWEVER, it is quite hard to fake a polish hammer to the nose of big boot the head. As well, it gives great pointer on how to inflict some serious pain on anyone who you see fit.
~and yes, I do take pleasure in the pain of my enemies~

as a side note, for all of you homophobes and wrestling bashers, fight one of em, and see how easily you get snapped in half.
~yo, dog, i put that nigga in an ankle lock
~oh shnap, what happened?
~i popped that niggas foot off, that shit popped
~Damn, nigga, where'd you learn that shit?
~Smackdown, Kurt Angle did that shit.
~I thought that shit was fake
~Hell yeah, but shit, you learn how to do some REAL mean shit.
~So when's your court hearing
~Tuesday

by Shanjay March 23, 2005

Wreck Shop

verb: to take a dump

I shouldn't have eaten Mexican food, I really have to wreck shop now!

I'm going to wreck shop in my pants if I don't find a bathroom!

by sidkthedinosaur September 19, 2009

pro-wrestling

right down there with American Idol and The OC

I cannot believe they still air this crap.

by irishrepublicanarmy December 24, 2003

wrestling

A type of sports entertainment which has superstars risking their lives day in and day out for the enjoyment of the fans.

"I cannot stand when people make ignorant and disrespectful comments about our business and the performers within it. I think it’s ludicrous to question the incredible athleticism of any of the WWE Superstars. We’ve labeled what we do as entertainment, but you must be a real dumbass if you think wrestlers don’t get hurt getting slammed around on a wooden and steal ring over 200 days a year. I think we’re the toughest athletes out there because we never have an off season. We’re non-stop. We’re year-round."

by Godzilla ratus June 7, 2004

Wrestling the Midget

slang for male masterbation (jerking off, beating the bishop, roughing up the suspect, shaking hands with the governor, etc.)

Man 1: Hey, did you bang that girl you went out with last night?

Man 2: Oh yeah.

Man 1: What happened?

Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.

Man 1: What did she do?

Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.

Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...

by dcf68 June 26, 2006

Catchin Wreck

When person does destructve things that may or may not be sluttish or just plain loose.

Boy1 Yo i heard Shanaynayisha F*cked 5 dudes last week.

Boy2: Damn... that Bitch is Catchin Wreck

Boy1: Word. smh

by NenitaBorikuaa1432 October 31, 2011

train wreck

In music, when a live song just begins to fall apart and the musicians are all playing the wrong thing. This results in everyone stopping the song and just being like "Dude, we messed up".

Did you hear that crappy Emo band last night? They couldn't even play. Halfway into the song the drummer sped up like crazy, and the bass player followed him, but the guitarist didnt. It was a total train wreck.

by thedrummer June 28, 2006