two smoke

primitive internal combustion engine, powered by tank of burning fossils. easily distinguishing by voluminous clouds of blue smoke. Favourite bike choice of sooky floundering bench racers complaining of fouled spark plugs and cracked reed valves, whilst prophecising the ease of the 12 "simple & inexpensive" rebuilds per annum. get an effie and learn to ride!!!

completely blinded by unwaivering devotion to neanderthal technology 'kx250' could not see that his two smoke clanger is a piece of junk

by fingalhead August 17, 2006

Two hours

The amount of time you are mad at your dog for pissing on your floor when you are reminded how cute he is. Can apply to anyone that you can't stay mad at.

Rob didn't call me when he said he would. I got pissed but then he pulled that two hours shit. T_T

by 000sierrapants000 June 7, 2009

Two First Names

When someone has a first name for a last name, in addition to their actual first name.

David: Have you guys heard Sean Paul's new cd?

Brad: Yeah it sucks, and he has two first names.

by Cody Rotten May 29, 2007

Two cheeks to the wind

When a girl (or woman that thinks she is still a girl) wears booty shorts where both cheeks are hanging out. This is is not to be confused with well known phrase "two sheets to the wind" signifiying that a person is drunk.

Wow, did you see Lindsey Lohan's shorts?

Yep, she has two cheeks to the wind!

by Deepthoughts July 22, 2013

two camels in a tiny car

a statement that will allow you to win any conversation in existence

troll: spiderman3 was the best movie ever
you: two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
troll: brad pitt is gay
you: two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
troll: rose o'donald has a penis
you:two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)

by kingcuke4 January 5, 2011

two pump

when an attractive girl is very hot, but not quite a one pump, so hot, that if you were to grasp ones penis firmly, one could only hold their load for two full strokes, or 'pumps'.

part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find, and two pump being next up, one pump being near perfect, and two pump still being VERY attractive, only with a few imperfections

not to be confused with no pump or one pump

Guy 1 - 'yo man, check out that two pump by the cash'
Guy 2 - 'holy hotness! good find!'

by millarke March 15, 2011

two deer one cat

a wonderful and heart lifting story about three best friends. these three best friends (the two deers, bilo and sloopy, and one cat,MEOW) go on an adventure to the forest where they run into Bark, the dog. Bark reeks havok on the friends, and just when one thinks the story could not get any sadder bilo and sloopy gain revenge.

"two deer one cat made me laugh it made me figure out the meaning of life. i wanted to here it again and again!"

"and the cat said "meEoOwwW"

"oh the babies"

by greekgodofthewest January 18, 2008