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The Young Turks

The Young Turks was a once awesome progressive news show on YouTube hosted by Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian with over 3 million subscribers and 3 billion views. Founded by Cenk Uygur in 2002, it was dubbed "the first internet news show" and as a result became very successful. Their success however has been halted, as the show is now past its prime and the ratings are not nearly as good. Unfortunately, for the past few years TYT has taken a steady decline. As of late, they have embraced SJW culture and feminism and are ruining what it means to be a progressive, by embracing regressivism instead. In addition to that, they have also become polarizing and extremely liberal as they slander Trump and the Republican Party at every chance they get. And embarrassingly enough, they have become so careless and slanted in their coverage that other YouTube channels have debunked their videos countless times, exposing the logical inaccuracies in each video. Perhaps the only redeemable thing that they have done recently is endorse Bernie Sanders. But other than that, TYT is past its prime and is getting PROGRESSIVEly worse as we speak.
Darren: I'm watching the Election coverage right now.

Mike: On your phone?

Darren: I'm watching the Young Turks.

Mike: Oh, I haven't watched them since 2014, they've taken a decline.
by ShutUpBitchBam November 28, 2016
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turko

a derogatory term referring to those of "Turkish" and/or "Ottoman" descent, usually used by greeks. turko is unfortunately becoming an obsolete diss, so greeks have moved on to making fun of albanians.
Damn turko, you stole my cheese!
by zt! December 19, 2005
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dirty turkey

Is when you bend over with your pants down and u reach around and pull your dick through your legs and start shakeing it.
1, You do this when your driving by a car or ppl.
Hey man let drive by these ppl and give them a dirty turkey
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by drive by April 16, 2006
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turkey fuck

to use someone elses lit cigarette to light your own cigarette with
by ~===== December 9, 2003
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Turkey

A Middle Eastern country but its people will argue with you they're European, even though barely 5% of the country is in Europe. Turks have more in common with Asia than with Europe; for one, they are Muslim like the countries on its east side; and two, unlike the Slavic people from transcontinental Russia, the Turkic people (Tajiks, Uzbeks etc) are associated with central Asia than Europe. They are very knife-happy people and are known to turn the weapon on their own relatives, just search for Yuksel Yesilova on YouTube.
Turks are known for their tyrannic behaviour, for example oppressing the native Kurds in the south-east region of the country for many decades and invading Cyprus in the '70s, which is currently disrupting the neutrality of the independent island and further integration into the European Union.

The only argument Turks can put forward for being European is that their country can qualify for the UEFA European Championship, well so can Israel and Azerbaijan and that doesn't make them European countries.
"Where are you going this summer?"
"Turkey"
"hmmm... don't forget your body armour"
by JizzySpunkbubbles February 22, 2013
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turkey

the blubber under your chin, fun to grab,pull, and play with.
Grandpa Maurice has a great turkey
by maxpost@AOL.COM May 13, 2005
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Turkish Log Jammer

The sexual act of coralling a young turkish boy into your bedroom, placing your bedpost into his asshole and spinning him while dressed like a lumberjack.
"Man, Omar's asshole is so wide after that Turkish Log Jammer"

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by hooker at the desk July 19, 2010
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