Definitions by zt!
turko
a derogatory term referring to those of "Turkish" and/or "Ottoman" descent, usually used by greeks. turko is unfortunately becoming an obsolete diss, so greeks have moved on to making fun of albanians.
greek
a kick ass person who has at least 26-89 cousins, killer parties on every major holiday with the exception of Roshushanna and Hanukkah, loves to drink undiluted ouzo, and is referred to/responds to "Greek" while being passed in the hallways of school.