trilemma

A situation when you are stuck between 3 shitty outcomes, similar to a dilemma

"He was in a trilemma when he cheated on his girlfriend while drunk. He could deny it, admit it, or break up"

by OffTheHeezy June 28, 2008

TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION

Placing both hands palm to palm- turn middle and ring fingers into palms- keeping pinky, pointer, and thumbs together and extended (a hang loose with addition of thumbs)- rest chin on thumbs- insert pointer fingers into her pink pussy and begin to lick that kitty- as her arousal increases throw in the OPTION by sliding pinkies into her ass!

Knowing how Sally likes me to lick her pink for a lengthy amount of time, I set up my TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION sending her into a quick climax.

by Johnny Stinkfinger April 11, 2009

Trippin' Fandango

When all around you is illusory, senses meshing together forming a maniacally fantastic maelstrom of uniformed chaos & paranormal profundity, all of which is brought on by the ingestion of powerful hallucinogenics, such as lysergic acid dyethylemide (LSD).

Someone who is "trippin' fandango" thinks he's Jimmy Dean Sausage & is abducted by aliens & servants of Satan. He/she also is convinced mathematical improbabilities (eg 5x9=95) are now concrete realities. Said person will also rant & rave nonsensically about "fuckin' seein' some shit" when they were very young. You can spot someone like this by their fake bubba teeth, Winn Dixie vest, Z28 Camaro mesh hat & fake sideburns.

by Flakage September 19, 2009

Triple Waffle

1. The act of eating a measly 3 waffles by choice, and because of portion control.

2. A person who often finds themselves on the business end of a a difficult situation commonly referred to as a "waffle." Only they have 3 issues, related to each other or not.

Man walks into a bar. Man gets slightly drunk and decides to pick a fight with a motorcycle guy. Well Man is now in a waffle, fighting someone twice his size. The motorcycle man of course decides to call 2 buddies to corner Man outside.

Civilian: "Oh poor guy is gonna get a triple beating"
By-standard: "Damn, thats a triple waffle right there"

by nOmega November 9, 2009

triggin

1.(adj.) Mesmerizingly awesome.

2.(verb) To be a bro or act like the sort.

(adj.) That trick you did was triggin!

(verb) I'm triggin all day long.

by trigginalldaylong September 9, 2011

trigalaid

It literally says what it means, Try get laid

Guy1: "Dude, I'm going over Stacy's house."

Guy2: "Trigalaid."

by DoubleZ102017 February 9, 2012

triplelliteration

A clever phrase showcasing three examples of alliteration.

"Las Vegas is a prime example of how a small settlement can mature into a major metropolis with the right resources"

ahaha nigga im gettin an A on my paper for that triplelliteration

by lindshepz October 7, 2012