i touch myself

tingle tongle

oh well, I touch myself

by anna15515551 January 16, 2024

Labrador touch

Much like the Midas touch turns everything to gold, a Labrador touch turns everything to shit.

Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.

by Labradortouch1000 January 25, 2024

go touch grass

Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)

1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass

by BunnieXD November 13, 2023

Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023

Feminine Touch

Something created by and suitable to a girl or woman.

This room needs a woman's/"feminine touch".

by Good Ol' Win-diesel February 22, 2024

Flying Touch-Man

A man jumps from the start of the bed with his finger out and shoves it up the ass of the man chained to the bed

The Flying Touch-Man is a gay sex position where one man is chained to the bed and the other man jumps head first into the chocolate starfish

by playfulTickler February 24, 2024

Blazin touch

When one completes the Bdubs Blazin Challenge, and shortly afterwards has relations with a female’s genitalia using their hands…

I gave her the Blazin Touch and she screamed; not in a good way.

by Chevy2004 March 17, 2024