Tool

Derogatory term for a male loser, chauvinist, douchebag; synonymous with "dick" -- "tool, specifically referring to the male genetalia, i.e., his penis; his dick; his tool.

What a tool!

by Legit AF November 8, 2022

Tool Bag

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits

Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"

Jarrret is a tool bag.

by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017

tool

A boy or girl, usually a boy who seeks out to be cool and 'hip with it,' so they will do anything that a popular person asks them to do!

Hey look at Brendan Cronin giving all the cool kids gum, what a tool!

by CoolKidPeanut March 8, 2009

Tool Flops

Slides/sandals that are usually worn with mid-calves; worn by tools

james: tomorrow is man flops friday
sharm: nah dude, it's tool flops friday

by chennychen June 4, 2013

Tool-ly

A individual that drives a diesel pickup truck with "stacks" installed in the bed of their truck. They think they are cool but they are really a tool.

Billy-Bob installed stacks on his truck in shop class today. Everyone in school thinks he is a Tool-ly.

by Cj_3@$+o8 March 3, 2011

Tool

A dude who usually acts like he's above everyone, sometimes referred to as a douchebag, asshole, or prick.

Person 1: Have you heard about how Tyler's been acting?
Person 2: Are you talking about Mr.Self-Important?
Person 1: Yeah, what a tool.

by SunnyFromOMORI September 17, 2023

tool

anyone who says "nanners"

that fucking tool Brian told me to suck him nanners.

by York Boy July 10, 2010