toilet paper mummy

When you're at a party with kids or teenagers, and someone gets the bright idea to wrap someone up completely in toilet paper. The victim, willingly or unwillingly, stands with their arms at their sides amd legs together as they are wrapped from head to toe, resembling a mummy. This also can occur at children's party games and can happen with plastic wrap or duct tape in place of toilet tissue.

"Hey, I've got an idea—let's make you into a toilet paper mummy!"
"A what now?"
"We'll wrap you up in toilet paper! It'll be fun!"

by Huehuehue321 June 18, 2017

Toilet

A lovely view of the backside of a woman

Friend 1: O man! Look at her butt, it is so big.

Friend 2: I'd let her smother me with that toilet

by Tankapotamus July 7, 2010

Toilet seat

A Sexual Act: to place a toilet seat over your lover's head (specifcally one you don't like), then you proceed to have rough sex with her mouth (she probably wont be enjoying it), then when your done, you slam that seat down on her ugly hoe face.

my bitch was complaining way to much so i decided to toilet seat that hoe.

by peter puffs the magic dragon June 24, 2008

toilet cum

toilet cum is the ivory-colored jizz a guy shoots in the toilet while jacking off there.

Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

Jewish Toilet

When you shit in a girls mouth, if possible extra points are given if you can do it in a tracheotomy hole.

Carol fell asleep without covering up her neck hole so I gave her a jewish toilet!

by Real Jewish Definitions April 22, 2009

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

A "disease" or "syndrome" (personality) of a child who has been addicted by the series known as "Skibidi Toilet" by Russian/Georgian animator Alexey Gerasimov

That fucking autistic kid has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

by monochronos12 August 27, 2023

Toilet Fuck

To perform a toilet fuck: Find a girl who is drunk, being sick into a toilet, pull her trousers down/skirt up and fuck her from behind. When finished walk away like nothing happened. Shes too drunk to remember.

A girl who is "a toilet fuck" is someone you would only fuck in this scenario.

"Do you think sarahs hot ?"
"mehh, sarahs a toilet fuck."

by albrechtdurer March 22, 2009