a sexual position that is usually used on forign people on the 4th of july while having sex with taco salads
(not to be confused with midget sundae
(not to be confused with midget sundae
by scott wakeling March 25, 2003
by equis.zero May 09, 2007
1.A person who is over confident to the point where it will make others want to lay a piggy beat down on them. Not so much because they are confident, but the fact that they are confident and don’t really know shit.
2.A male who usually talks about 4056 times louder than necessary, and wears his ipod when doing so. But when the "salad face" takes off said ipod he talks about 5004 times louder.
3.Again a male that wears short shorts that would only be seen on dead female or in some cases transvestite hookers.
4.A person who after spending to much time working with computers that their brains have turned to cold slaw and they loose short term memory and ask the same questions over and over again.
5.A person who devours salad with all the manners of flaming Christmas tree (which to say salad face has no manners) and while eating said salad proceeds to throw it pieces of it every where, including but not limited to his hair and up his nose. Or in some rare cases his whole body appears to be made of salad.
2.A male who usually talks about 4056 times louder than necessary, and wears his ipod when doing so. But when the "salad face" takes off said ipod he talks about 5004 times louder.
3.Again a male that wears short shorts that would only be seen on dead female or in some cases transvestite hookers.
4.A person who after spending to much time working with computers that their brains have turned to cold slaw and they loose short term memory and ask the same questions over and over again.
5.A person who devours salad with all the manners of flaming Christmas tree (which to say salad face has no manners) and while eating said salad proceeds to throw it pieces of it every where, including but not limited to his hair and up his nose. Or in some rare cases his whole body appears to be made of salad.
Examples list to match defs above.
1.Ah man here comes salad face, i know that mother fucker is going brag about how fast he shit his pants after he got out of his car.
2.Salad face dont take out your head phones, cause then i cant ingnore you.
3.Why the fuck is salad face whereing those short shorts, is he working the corner or some thing.
4.Yes i said i already played half life 2 ya fucking salad face.
5.OMG salad face just exploded, and its raining salad.
1.Ah man here comes salad face, i know that mother fucker is going brag about how fast he shit his pants after he got out of his car.
2.Salad face dont take out your head phones, cause then i cant ingnore you.
3.Why the fuck is salad face whereing those short shorts, is he working the corner or some thing.
4.Yes i said i already played half life 2 ya fucking salad face.
5.OMG salad face just exploded, and its raining salad.
by LordPiggyinton April 05, 2005
A sexual move where one partner lies on there stomach and releases feces (all over their back) preceeded by the other partner puking all over the others back, then grubbing the fuck out of it
by Dave Cat September 22, 2006
The sexual act of placing lettuce, tomatoes and other common salad toppings inside of a woman's vagina and then eating it using her vaginal fluids like a salad dressing.
This act is commonly preformed preceding a fancy or expensive dining event, usually in a bathroom or in the back seat of a vehicle.
This act is commonly preformed preceding a fancy or expensive dining event, usually in a bathroom or in the back seat of a vehicle.
Dude, my girlfriend let me have an egg salad when we were waiting for our table at olive garden last night!
by WizardLizard April 26, 2011
When you invite over alot of women and you drug them up and get them naked. They then lay out on the floor spreading their beavors. You then eat them out, therefor a vagina salad.
Last nights vagina salad was so scrumpcious.
by chrispunit November 30, 2004
by Michael Hodge July 19, 2003