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whip ticket

To be in the act of hitting someone to make them flinch and put them in their place.

To give someone a rain check for a beating later.
"Dude, did you just see Tommy take Tim's juice money?"
"Ah hell, that mofo gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars."
by Ramin M August 1, 2006
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lickety tick

ASAP, pronto, now. military uses it all the time.

see: lickety split
by preston_the_great April 10, 2009
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shit ticket receptacle

The posterior part of the human anatomy surrounding the anal orifice, which is wiped of residual excrement using toilet paper.
If you don't get out of here, I'm gonna kick you right in the shit ticket receptacle!
by everlife6 May 2, 2009
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cattle tick mass

A long and boring church service; the weight of a blood-sucking insect.
We had to sit through a two-hour long cattle tick mass before the priest began the wedding ceremony.
by debonaircaveman August 25, 2009
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Crap Tickets

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010
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Rippin' Tickets

A phrase used to describe something that is facinating, attractive, or just straight up amazing. Hence the term, "Rippin' tickets."
Dude, that breakdance is rippin' tickets.
by Flauphlin December 1, 2010
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Albino Tickle

A sexual act performed by short white 100m sprinters, usually involving a feather duster and a pack of fire lighters.
The other night after training, I took a random stranger home, god they really know how to albino tickle.
by bdpuk December 7, 2011
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