Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.

“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022

The Green Thumb

Throw some potting soil on the ground and while having coitus in the doggy style position with your partner they pretend to be gardening. When finished sprinkle some dirt on their bootyhole and place a seed in the dirt, then plunge the seed in with your thumb.

My boyfriend gave me the green thumb last night, and now I have a green bean growing out of my anus.

by SoxOnFox March 28, 2021

Kentucky thumb

Plugging a whole with your thumb

Kyle gave his girlfriend a Kentucky thumb in the Walmart bathroom.

by #65 May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

Rare weapon wielded by extra buff attractive Kentucky men. Once placed into your neck you are invincible for two hours and deal 5000 attack damaged to eggplants. It's commonly used during sexual activities, such as when the thumb is placed in the butt it quadruples its size and can hold back 60psi, Impressive!

I tried to blow my Damm but I found another Kentucky thumb.

by TrexDeer May 20, 2021

KENTUCKY THUMB

When you press your thumb into her behind

She was moaning till he gave her the Kentucky Thumb, then she was screaming.

by DaveslifeYT May 20, 2021

Ring around the thumb

When you masterbate with a dirty hand and leave dirt rings on your palm by your thumb

Eww!! I met the new guy at work and he tried to shake my hand and he had ring around the thumb .

Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

Thumb Bean

It means someone who is named Antiove and is acting like a weirdo

Antiove you’re being such a thumb bean.

by CoastMan20 December 26, 2021