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The Van.

scotty doesnt know, that fioana and me.. do it in my van every sunday (sayaka is sweatin' rn)
The van is an inside joke nobody else will understand
F; "the van."
A; "THE VAN."
C; "THE VAN!!"
A; "The van never dies"LE ME JUSTFUCKING SUBMIT TIHS"
by mynameisangle February 9, 2024
mugGet the The Van.mug.

Johan van den hurk

A person that cant explain things well. Also a person Who you get in trouble faster with
Thet Johan van den hurk is very annoying
by anonymous December 3, 2021
mugGet the Johan van den hurkmug.

van Gogh

1. (n) A picture, usually drawn on a bathroom wall or ceiling, that is done with feces and likely used their hand as a paint brush.

2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.
(In a restaurant Guy #1 just returned from using the washroom.)

Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?

Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.

Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)

Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....

Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.

Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.

Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!
by The RussSh September 9, 2018
mugGet the van Goghmug.

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss
by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021
mugGet the Dan "Get In The Van" Schneidermug.

van

The greatest support in life. A fun and great person to have the best experience with.
She is so supportive, she must be van!
by Pattyyss April 16, 2021
mugGet the vanmug.

Greta Van Zeppelin

A crappy knock off of Led Zeppelin. Fans of this band generally love Led Zeppelin, but Zeppelin fans hate this band. Also known as Greta Van Fleet.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Greta Van Zeppelin Album?
Person 2: Yeah! It sucks!
by evvy_leppy444 July 10, 2022
mugGet the Greta Van Zeppelinmug.

4chan combat van

a van that users of 4chan tend to show up to the houses of those who disagreed with them and have intent have harm the aforementioned person who disagreed with them.
(usually happens after the disagreed person has their home address leaked on 4chan)
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): hitler was a horrible person
5 DAYS LATER
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): OH FUCK ITS THE 4CHAN COMBAT VAN AND THIS TIME THEY HAVE ASSULT RIFLES!
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): *starts loading FA03 with intent to defend his/her fort*
by DRduck68 July 19, 2022
mugGet the 4chan combat vanmug.

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