Crab

A ran through bitch that might have an std

“If you gon fuck, hit with a rubber cus that hoe crab”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

Clickety crab

A special breed of crab native to pampas that breeds with its family

Well look it’s a Clickety crab

by Th3 auth0r April 28, 2023

crabs

pubic lice (sexually transmitted)

Person 1: Yo why are you itching so much?
Person 2: My bitch gave me crabs

by ferdski April 29, 2023

Pacific Stoned Crab

When you go to California and it’s your first time seeing the Pacific Ocean so you go buy edibles and sit at the beach watching the sunset high AF

Kerrigan went to California and after a few edibles he walked sideways into the water and dipped his toes in the ocean and sent a message home praising Jesus - he is a pacific stoned crab…

by anonymous August 21, 2023

Swedish Crab Wank

When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

Crab Crediting

Crab crediting is the act of trading crab (or other expensive meals and delicacies) for sexual favors.

"I heard Dave is a sugar daddy."
"Nah, he just does a lot of crab crediting to get what he wants."
"Oh, well, I guess a girl has to eat!"

"Jane, you stupid filthy slut, I heard you've been crab crediting at the local Red Lobster again."
"Hey, a girl has to eat!"

by Dire_is_dire August 27, 2023