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spode warrior

An ancient warrior for a large crusade that wears penis shaped helmets, and who’s main goal is to achieve all gayness among humanity.
I was walking my elephant when i came upon a group of spode warriors, i ran in hope of maintaining my heterosexuality.
by Boondocks1017 January 9, 2019
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Opsec Warrior

An individual described as an "OPSEC Warrior" is someone dedicated to ensuring operational security, and their focus would be on preventing the compromise of sensitive information, protecting against unauthorized access, and generally maintaining the confidentiality and integrity of operational activities. This role may involve risk assessment, implementing security measures, educating others on security best practices, and actively monitoring for potential threats.
"Kayte runs 15 VPN's at all times, she is such an OPSEC Warrior."
by 1syp November 26, 2023
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Keyboard Warrior

Someone who is to weak in real life to fight so they berate you over only platforms.
They are generally really toxic and there name is usually Joshua Hu
Joshua Hu is such a keyboard warrior
by Rickaxely June 2, 2022
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Box score warrior

Somebody who makes their nba takes based on the box score

Also a goated podcast
Donovan Mitchell dropped 34 last night he’s so good
Bro he shot 34% ur such a box score warrior
by Boiiii123333 March 3, 2021
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Snapchat Warrior

If you check snapmap, they are active. 24/7
Dude, she’s such a snapchat warrior, everytime i check snapmap to see what’s up, she’s seen “just now
by nan212 May 16, 2022
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Black box warrior (p1)

Well he collapsed with Stevens-Johnson Syndrome on the E.R. floor
Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic
The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges
Roman candles at both ends in his synapses
And the method with which he recycled his humors
Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes
And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior
He skipped this town and headed straight down history
Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo
Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers
His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito
Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes"
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose
Around his Lotus jugular when they came
Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love
And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face
And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry
A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic
But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne"
"Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics"
His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat
His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend
to get this published, I have to add the name, but they also wouldnt let me add all the elyrics so this is just a part 1! anyways, here's the enamel that this site wanted : Black box warrior (p1)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 8, 2023
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Clima Warrior

Refers to an individual who will spend most of his/her conversation time with you and anyone who has ears, telling them about the destructive nature of humans, damaging the environment and climate change. Essentially preaching and complaining about how humans are the worst. They are close cousins to animal rights activists. And its highly likely they are into that themselves.
Guy 1: I'm gonna hit on this girl I met at the library last night, Rebecca Goodyear.
Guy 2: Dude, you know that chick is a complete clima warrior, right?
Guy 1: a what?

Guy 2: she has a boner for "mother nature". You better have superhuman level tolerance for horseshit and biodegradable condoms.
by Lucifer. Ish August 21, 2018
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