chest potatoes

Boobs

Wow I need some baby gravy on your chest potatoes

by Pornopoet May 11, 2016

Lick the potato

The term coined by Glen's to mean it's too hot and things need to cool off.

Okay, miss insanity, you need to go lick the potato.

by wordsmithe September 15, 2014

baking a potato

When you feel your body creating a firm turd.

with your hand on your stomach,"wow, I baking a potato."

by Houseboat's baby's mama December 28, 2008

Hot Potatoes

Interesting and challenging topics most people find too hot to handle talking about.

"I was impressed when instead of going to a movie, they wanted to talk about Hot Potatoes topics all night long over drinks."

by Christina Heart August 31, 2017

potato heading

Hiding narcotics or other objects in one's butt. This comes from the Toy Story movies in which Mr. Potato Head stores objects in his rear compartment.

At the airport the dealer was potato heading in order to keep his drugs safe from the security.

by Jarvis Tisdale July 20, 2010

Potato Quest

Where a group of individuals come together on a search for potatoes. The event must begin at exactly 5:00 AM and must end sometime before noon.
For it to be a successful potato quest, at least 7 potatoes must be obtained. (one for each of the 7)
Shoes are not recommended.

Person 1) Let's go on a POTATO QUEST!
Person 2) Ya!!!
Person 3) ... But it's not 5:00 yet...
Person 2) At 5:00 we shall begin the potatoing...

by Quzzar August 27, 2014

Potato Pancake

When a fat woman faints on top of you during sex, and you suffocate either in boob or armpit.

A: Did you see what they put on Tod's tombstone? B: No what did they put? A: Poor bastard died of a potato pancake may he live for ever in his pleasure of obesity.

by state_of_self_destruction July 9, 2017