pillow priority

a cute euphemism for hooking up that indicates to your friends that getting laid is your main priority

dan: dude what u up to this weekend, we should kick it.
mike: broooo i’m definitely on pillow priority, i haven’t gotten laid in weeks....

by just your avg white girl April 29, 2020

Pillow Pecker

A pillow Pecker is someone who fucks their pillow

I can't believe Josh is a pillow pecker

by Bappo nuked the Jappos March 30, 2023

Floppy Pillow

When you wake up and pillows wet because you masturbated on

John: I have a Floppy Pillow

Tom: Sucks to be you

by CreepyTheWise November 23, 2023

Jungle pillow

When you haven’t shaved your pubic area for a number of weeks and you’re having sexual intercourse with 3 persons and while penetrating one from the behind you beat said person repeatedly with a pillow

I haven’t shaved in 3 months and I just got new pillows y’all fit for a jungle pillow

by LemonSwirl September 3, 2017

hairy pillow

when you cut your dickhair over someones pillow before they sleep

friend 1: i got a hairy pillow yesterday
friend 2: haha it was me

by mikefromdenmark August 27, 2021

pillow delivery

The act of stacking three or more pillows, ringing the doorbell of someone you know, and throwing the pillows in their face when they open the door.
Delivery outfit is recommended.

(ding-dong)
Person A: Pillow delivery!
Person B: I didn't order any pill-
(BAM!)

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019

pillowitis

Damage to your neck and shoulder from sleeping on a bad pillow.

My massage therapists says my neck is wrecked, and it's from pillowitis.

by Your friendly n'hood spiderman January 10, 2024