Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022

360 fake

That you're so fake and you cant change on how fake you are.

Josh: Wow. Jennifer just stood me up at the movies AGAIN. She's so 360 fake

by Figtrees rule October 18, 2016

A fake Jacob

A person who doesn’t like bees

He’s a bee hater, that’s why he’s a fake Jacob :(

by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020

fake definition

A definition like this

This definition is a fake definition

by BabbleBoy January 28, 2023

Fake Friend

A Person That Uses You For Their Own Benefits, And Only Cares About Them Selfs.
(A Person That You Don’t Need In Your Life.)

Andre is such a Fake Friend I was getting jumped and he ran away!

by ILoveFyeHead February 1, 2020

fake waves

waves that were made artificially by boats.

50 percent of the waves in the lake are fake waves or "man made"

by nobody else here March 29, 2017

fake and take

The act of pretending to love one, then over a short period of time you take their virginty.

mikayla's best friend, suspected her new boyfriend was trying to pull a fake and take on her.

by Dkui August 6, 2017