puffy cheeks

When someone is so glamorous that when playing apples to apples they always get "most phat"

Aiden has such puffy cheeks! So glamorous!

by Hairyberry1234566789 July 21, 2022

Devonshire cheek puffer

A Devonshire cheek puffer is an extremely large penis, so big that it will cause the viewer to puff there cheeks out in exasperation at the sheer size of the thing.

"Upon the releasing the farmers package, Kelly the milk maid soon realised she was dealing with a real Devonshire cheek puffer"

by #big H July 26, 2022

butt cheeks are so wet

when the food is so good you feel like your butt is wet.

this burger is so good, my butt cheeks are so wet!

by annoyymmouss August 29, 2022

Dead Cheeks

So serious you put it on the turd cutter

“Bro I’m dead cheeks rn I pipes that 10 over there”

by homelessbozo August 31, 2022

Cheeks

The word "cheeks" or the phrase "that's cheeks" is used to describe something that is really bad. It is a version of saying "that's ass", as instead of saying that, one could say the phrase "that's ass cheeks" and shorten it to either "cheeks" or "that's cheeks". This is typically used in New York or the Northeast U.S.

Person A: "Man, my boss just scheduled me for a double even though I was supposed to be off this weekend."
Person B: "Dude that's cheeks"/"cheeks"

by mmmyummmmmhmmmmm September 1, 2022

Dropped the cheek

Used generally as a term to describe failure, but often refers specifically to the failure of premature ejaculation

I finally got to hook up with Jen last night, but things got so hot and heavy I dropped the cheek. I'll never be able to look at her in the eyes again...

by YourDevilDaddy September 12, 2022

Butter Cheeks

A dude who lets other guys smash easily

Dude I thought David was hard to get but he’s “butter cheeks”

by West Haven BBC September 19, 2022