Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.

“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”

by Z. Fisher August 3, 2023

Camron tax

You have to share a peice of your bitch with him. I.e, pussy, head, handjob, something of value.

Im about to get with this bitch but im concerned about the camron tax and what hes gonna demand this time

by Bongaclapa August 5, 2023

tax havenist

Someone who lives in a tax haven to avoid taxes in other countries. Someone who lives their life according to their hone country (U.S.) and international tax law to circumvent high income and investment capital gains taxation. Generally speaking these are almost exclusively millionaires super millionaires and billionaires.

Examples

Richard Branson

John Paulson

Peter Schiff

Nomad Capitalist

That guy is a tax havenist living in Bermuda.

by el Gringo Rico August 12, 2023

Gyatt Skibidi Baby Gronx Fanum tax Ohio rizzy Rizzler Grimace shake Lord

A pussy licking monster that eats little children at night

My child, Little Timmy, was taken by the Gyatt Skibidi Baby Gronx Fanum tax Ohio rizzy Rizzler Grimace shake Lord for his balls to be sucked dry.

by Nigglers in my butthole April 5, 2024

Fanum Tax

When someone wants a piece of some you have like food, drinks, or supplies

Guy 1 *eating his food*

Guy 2 "YO LEMME GET SOME OF THAT"

Guy 1 "No way bro just fanum taxed me"

by kooldudjp April 10, 2024

Panty tax

The tax in which when texting or video calling while using the bathroom one must take a picture of their panties and send it to the person.

Lisa was totally peeing while snapping me last night. Got my panty tax for them lacy panties she had on.

by PantyMan99 April 11, 2024

fanum tax

usually used when taking something away from someone, usually food

older brother: aight i'm fanum taxing ur burger
*grabs burger*

person 1: where's your nike hoodie gone?

person 2: idk, my sister fanum taxed it so its hers now ig

by grahgrahboom123 April 15, 2024