Semen tax

A form of tax paid in exchange for a favor, usually sexual in nature that ends in ejaculation

Cindy and I went to Applebee's, I was short on cash but offered to pay the bill if she paid the semen tax.

by CumSailAway March 30, 2024

taste tax

when someone who decided not to order anything at fast food (typically french fries) takes some of your food

Bro 1: Bro lemme get some of your french fries
Bro 2: Bro stop violating my rights with your taste tax

by crazyqest November 20, 2017

National Fanum Tax Day

June 19th. The day that the almighty king fanum taxes all foods. Except for salads of coarse *laughs cutely*. Fanum tax day is on the same day as Juneteenth to honor the ancestors of my king fanum *busts*. If you dont follow what Fanum says you will be forced to play fortnite with only sweats and newgens, and lose your edging streak.

Person 1: Are you celebrating National Fanum Tax Day or Juneteenth?
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!

by AmpHouseLuvr69 November 15, 2023

fanum tax

Fanum tax is the action said right before someone "taxes" around 20% of your food for no particular reason.

I'm going to fanum tax your nachos .

by moe lehster May 6, 2024

Tax

Something that should never be payed, no matter what the government tells you.

Guy1: Did you pay your taxes?
Smart Guy: No of course not taxes aren't for paying just wasting paper.

by kyle's mother is sexy November 28, 2024

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.

Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.

by oudaday August 15, 2016

Fanum Tax

When you steal or "tax" a friends food ( you have to be fat to tax )

I fanum taxed bros chicken

by M1lf L0ver February 18, 2024