Pika-turd

It is a name for a persone with a high-pitched voice who always ends up in shit. This word is derived from the lovable character, Pikachu, with his high pitched voice and a turd as a person who always gets into shit.

Blond: <laughing hysterically> ah shit, my mom caught me again trying to have sex in their bed

Friend: You are such a Pika-turd, you keep on getting in the same shit. And stop laughing like a prick!

by Wincle November 28, 2010

turd loaf

similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.

(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"

(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"

by Ultimate mad tank February 7, 2010

Cinematic Turd

A really crappy movie.

Dude, did you see Titanic? Don't, 'cause it's a total cinematic turd.

by Some Guy In The Boro April 25, 2009

turd cannon

its when you shoot at high speed feces of both loose and hard consistancy out you

man my turd cannon will be working overtime after this buritto

by tommynicks August 6, 2011

turd on a log

When someone doesn't like being around you and they look at you like you are a turd on a log!

Ugh.. I don't want to hang out with her today. She is a turd on a log.

by Mammarie March 30, 2017

Beaster Turd

A primordial turd having many animalistic qualities, ferocious and wild in both sight and smell.

I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.

by D Roos June 1, 2011

roker turd

when you take a dump on somebodys chin and as it slides it looks wrinkly like Al Roker's chin

dude did someone give that guy a roker turd

by frank and keith June 6, 2007