Chris Kyle was a big dick baller who used to be a sniper for the US Military. He has about 160 confirmed kills aka about 160 giant dick swings.
by UrbanDicktionary101 July 26, 2019
a big man with a very large dick typically having 3-5 pounds of pubic hair. Found in the African Jungle and is known to masturbate in public settings. There has only ever been 4 sighting of Kyle and he was found at disney on the stage of the castle jacking off, the people who spotted him followed him all the way back to the African jungle and were never seen again. Kyle is known to trap other people and rape them in the ass until they die. He also likes to take inspiration from Negan who plays the villain in walking dead. He is known to stick baseball bats with barbwire up his ass and scream negan's name. Kyle is also on England's most wanted list for having sex with the Queens car and dog. Ever since Disney Kyle has never been seen again.
A human like beast who likes to stick his dick in holes. Known for sectually torturing his victims. At all cost stay away from Kyle Thomas.
by nbikeee December 14, 2017
A sexy muthafucka one who is exquisite in bed and if you get the chance to do him take. He can be a loyal and helpful friend always polite and very energetic. A manly man, one who makes bear grills look like a teenager a real competitor it the older attractive feature. If you can be friends with this guy well then your winning.
by DefinetheTide June 22, 2014
Kyle is a stupid, adopted, bald, smelly, chunking, ugly, loser that was a huge hole in his face and gets whipped hard at night.
by Wet Stain December 30, 2016
A strange person who tends to talk in a monotone voice and stare dumbly at things and people. He acts like a lobotomy patient. He has clearly dyed black hair, blue colored contacts, and no belly button. His girlfriend always looks suicidal and talks in short sentences.
Amanda (kyle's GF) : kyle. where should i put the suicide note? *sobs*
Kyle XY : Oh. No. Do not do that. *blank stare*
Kyle XY : Oh. No. Do not do that. *blank stare*
by Louii January 26, 2008
Officially the best man on British TV. Chat show host like Trisha, Ricky Lake, etc. Much better! Jeremy Kyle deals with life situations and always tells it how it is. The most perfect man ever.
Girl1: "Did you watch Jeremy Kyle last night?"
Girl2: "Yeahh I cant believe that guy cheatin on her husband with her sister."
Girl1: "Yeah me too! But Jeremy Kyle sorted it out!"
Girl2: "Wow, yeah. I wish every guy was that honest."
Girl2: "Yeahh I cant believe that guy cheatin on her husband with her sister."
Girl1: "Yeah me too! But Jeremy Kyle sorted it out!"
Girl2: "Wow, yeah. I wish every guy was that honest."
by Kimmiii February 07, 2008