Thick lard

A measuring unit to how fat and stupid someone is. Iq x100 = weight in tons
I.e iq=15 transponds to weight=1500 tons

Being defined as your a Thick Lard you fat animal

by KLOOBER KLATZ KLAAN November 15, 2016

Thickese

An asian girl so thick.....you need 8 straws to suck that....looking like kim jun phat

Bob- "damn you see jenn she a thick ass asian"

Jim- "don't you mean she a thickese"

Bob- "you right"

by B.flowkneegrow March 13, 2017

thickq

the hybrid of thick and thiqq

"Damn! She thickq!"

by lil katie February 15, 2017

thickamole

When the guacamole is too thick and your tortilla chips breaks inside

Ugh. I made thickamole again

by Ajtheninja February 16, 2017

thicctional

when a girl looks thicc in pictures but is flatter than a pancake in real life.

" I met up with this girl friday and her ass was thicctional. I couldn't even grab it."

"Her ass looked so good in them nudes but after meeting with her, i found out it was thicctional

by averagepolska220 May 25, 2017

thick females

The type of women that men would really love to know and fuck

Those thick females caught my because that ass thooo

by Deucer12345 August 30, 2017

thicc sup

A very girthy sup. Also can be used as a form of "bet" or "yes", mostly a common saying between bros

Example 1:

Friend who hasn't hung out in a while: "a nice thicc sup to you my friend it's been too long"

Example 2:

Person 1: "Want to go get some food"
Person 2: "that would be a thicc sup"

by The coltrain6969 September 1, 2017