Someone who is experienced in spending large amounts of time on the couch. This person typically spends a lot of time watching TV, movies, Netflix, or YouTube, playing video games, or channel surfing, or some combination thereof. Think "couch potato," but with more purpose and intent.
Guy 1: "I heard Joe binged 6 seasons of The Walking Dead last week."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a real couch pro."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a real couch pro."
by Danager1989 April 12, 2017
Get the Couch promug. by zoeey69 January 17, 2022
Get the prosmug. Despite the clinic's compassion, they were "unable to give any answers to help my medical situation. In my case, it was unhelpful and slowed my progress for actual care," Farmer said. Farmer describes herself as "pretty pro-life" and Christian. She then did something she never thought she would do: Begin looking for abortion clinics.
by Boo-e-bear November 14, 2023
Get the pretty pro-lifemug. Describes da virtually-free-of-charge status of a dog's companionship, protection, etc.; i.e., da only thing dat he asks in return is a meaty bovine femur or tibia each day for him to chew on.
In da animation-comedy "Achmed Saves America", da Wilson family's dog Bill gives freely of his affection; Achmed discovers dat said eager-to-please pooch rushes to his side "pro-boneo", as well --- i.e., Achmed merely has to temporarily remove one of his skeletal members and offer it to Bill, and said cluelessly-amiable pooch will always immediately come running.
by QuacksO March 8, 2022
Get the pro-boneomug. When you're playing a game you've never played before with 2 friends and they have a chat togeteher and ignore you.
Friend 1: Have you heard of the new item? it creates a black hole!
Friend 2: Aw what! how do i get it?
Me: Jesus can you stop with the pro talk and tell me how to play?
Friend 2: Aw what! how do i get it?
Me: Jesus can you stop with the pro talk and tell me how to play?
by Jacquacauales September 11, 2022
Get the Pro talkmug. When one gargles cum until it becomes frothy. Then spits the cum into a prolapsed anus. After which the cum is drunk out of the anus. Freshly grated nutmeg is optional.
by Cucklord208 January 15, 2023
Get the pro-lappucinomug. Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.
by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019
Get the Squid Pro Squomug.