Goon

I term used to identify weird looking African women with no social skills
Or a way to cat call humans with big assets

“Hey man look at that goon on the corner”

“She’s gotta be a goon”

by Starfishmama December 7, 2023

Goon

To masturbate

He’s been gooning all day!

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Goon Grizzle

ogre slanf for cum

yummy Goon Grizzle in my mouth

by penis rrrrrrr October 30, 2021

Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or nominated by the va'ad

"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"

by HaGoon March 28, 2023

moon gooning

moon gooning is a spiritual ritual where you gather together during a full moon and start gooning to resurrect the phoenix.

Get pumped bro, tonights the night we start moon gooning, we have to bring it back.

by Spimbopulis July 6, 2024

Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava

Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!

by 7ncvz December 9, 2024

goon stick

A name for a marijuana cartridge or vape cart.

Pass the goon stick now please.

by CloggedTheToilet August 1, 2024