milk a cow

manipulating the 'udder' of the male human to produce 'milk' by partial or complete envelopment. often a lubricated tube and undulating motion is used

dana was in trouble and strongly needed to milk a cow

sam figured out that after 40, women begin to no longer wish to milk a cow !

by michael foolsley April 24, 2021

bruce cow

A man who makes sells and tests dildos in Willy wonkas asshole while licking his grandmas titties

What a Bruce cow

by Lozers February 1, 2017

Holy Cow

What white kids say so they won't get in trouble.

Holy cow, that was totally sick man!

by LukeNelson69 January 3, 2020

Having a cow

The act of over celebrating for a personal feat or someone messing up (losing ankles, air balling etc.)

Aj was having a cow when Melody lost her ankles during lunch.

by Moose_Winchester March 29, 2017

Milk The Cow

To aggressively squeeze a breastfeeding woman's tits and have milk spray everywhere.

I dare you to Milk The Cow

by Imbluesmurfdad March 27, 2019

dancing cow

a dancing cow is something which people with a poor sense of humor laugh at

hey look up dancing cow on giphy when you're done your definition
why
just do it
ok
*glances at dancing cow*
boy this is not funny
what do you mean its hilarious

by sanifqbfsfbdsofbdsoibsdi March 21, 2019

MOO COW

A TAUREN FROM THE GAME WORLD OF WARCRAFT. A TAUREN IS ASENTUALY A HUMAN COW. PLAYERS IN THE GAME OFTEN REFER TO TAUREN AS MOO COWS.

I LOVE MOO COWS ORCS ARE DAMN UGLY!!

by SO H July 26, 2009