Alaskan Doohickey

An object made when you take a shit into a boiling pot of sugar, let the sugar crystallize over your shit making a thin sugar layer. After it cools and hardens, you stick one end the sugar covered shit into your ass, and the other end in your best friend’s ass, you both then start going back and forth on it, bouncing into each other as you go. You do this until the sugar layer melts in your asses, leaving a sticking, but pleasing mess in your anuses.

Dude me and Jamal made an Alaskan Doohickey last night, you should make one some time

by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025

alaskan bacon dragon

Romantic act, you chew up half a cookie and try to trick shot it into your partners mouth.

yo me and my girl alaskan bacon dragoned last night

by caplessbaconing January 4, 2026

Alaskan Popsicle

When a lover finishes onto a rag in below 0 temperatures (so that it is frozen) to which the other loved then consumes the frozen load like a popsicle

Yeah Sarah had my Alaskan Popsicle last night.

by RandomFuckerYouDontKnow47 January 31, 2025

Alaskan plumber

The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life

Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday

Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out

Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out

Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!

by RomainPaul February 20, 2025

Alaskan Fire Breather

The act of shoving diarrhea in a person’s mouth and duck taping it shut. Then twist the persons nipples until it comes out of their nose.

I gave Gavin an Alaskan Fire Breather yesterday.

by Dutchy4 February 26, 2025

The Alaskan Thunder Cruise

The Alaskan Thunder Cruise is when you hit a THC vape pen from your anus by putting the THC vape pen into your asshole.

yo did you here about james he got geeked hard by the Alaskan Thunder Cruise.

by Dr Huy Ash March 1, 2025

Alaskan Advent Calendar

The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.

I gave my bitch and Alaskan Advent Calendar and the funeral is next thursday.

by 6117 March 11, 2025