Alaskan Joe

The act of taking a shit in a moving charter bus's toilet.

"I can’t believe you did an Alaskan Joe during the road trip here! The whole bus stunk!"

by Duncaccino28 April 22, 2022

alaskan bus ride

When a woman packs a snowball and pokes a hole right through its diameter, and then proceeds to give a man a hand job with the aforementioned snowball.

It was the middle of winter and Jenny and Edward were feeling kinky so Jenny gave Edward an Alaskan bus ride.

by Jframe2002 May 10, 2016

Alaskan Firehole

When you just had Mexican night last night, and the next morning you gotta take a shit in a cold outhouse for whatever reason, causing a cold, spicy shit fiesta.

“Dude how was your camping trip?”
“It was ok, but the shitty part was Wednesday morning, I had to go through an Alaskan firehole.”
“Ohhhhh that sucks”

by Raw the dawg April 1, 2022

Alaskan bike ride

The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum

"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"

by McFzynps November 15, 2015

Alaskan Fisherman

Someone who chases you forever in a game, no matter how far you run, or where you go.

Guy: Jeez, this guy won't stop trying to kill us, even though we've run half-way across the map? Damn, Alaskan Fisherman

by Draken_Lord November 19, 2021

Alaskan Neckbrace

Alaskan Neckbrace is when you put some ice in your partners mouth then getting a blowjob while you choke them

Dude me and my girlfriend got weird last night, we did an Alaskan Neckbrace.

by tunapouch2250 October 3, 2018

Alaskan Roadkillfiretrucking

When you find road kill on the road that has been hit by a truck then you take it to the cook out and steam it up on the grill. If no one eats it you have to have sex with the roadkill.

I went to the cookout with a plan to perform a Alaskan roadkillfiretrucking

by Blue_. May 10, 2021