Semi-suck

The act of commiting oral sex through mesh or fabric, however this cannot be performed through calcite, feldspar, or small sheets of metal.

"I just had the craziest experience man- I was at a party and this guy came up to me and started semi-sucking me through my jorts!"
"Please stop contacting this number."

by cloverstardust March 30, 2023

Suck and stucked

A sexual act where when receiving head, the recipient covers their penis with superglue so that after they nut, the giver is stuck to them

Dude you won’t believe it, I suck and stucked my girlfriend last night and completely forgot where the solvent was, she was on my dick for like 2 hours bro

by SexGuru89 April 6, 2023

Jamie sucks

Its when your sister Jamie believes everything on urban dictionary

man i canty believe Jamie sucks

by Timanator79 November 13, 2020

suck rocks

suck it. one level worse than kick rocks.

Suck rocks.

by rocksucker October 27, 2022

Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.

Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!

by 4xchamp November 17, 2019

Royally Suck

When something sucks so fucking much it breaks reality and kills God.

Person 1 - My mum just bit the dust.

Person 2 - That royally sucks tbh

by Fucker with internet access September 22, 2022

sucking the mop

Disappointed, let down, feeling cheated. Literally, left with a bad taste in the mouth.

I was looking forward to the party but I was left sucking the mop.

by Telmea Story June 3, 2018