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Statie

A slang term for a member of a state defense force (SDF). Often used endearingly by SDF members, and derogatorily by national guard (NG) members.
Civilian: "So I heard you're in the national guard?"

SDF Member: "No, I'm a statie."

NG Member: "Ha, stupid statie."
by That_One_Statie January 19, 2025
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Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.
Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.
by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025
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Statisconformity

I wanted to make the opposite of Steampunk, so, here it is. I present to you, "Statisconformity"

Definition:
1. A state of existence or ideology where stability and conformity are upheld as absolute principles, rejecting change, chaos, or deviation from the established order. It embodies a structured reality where uniformity is enforced, and all elements function within strict, unchanging parameters.

2. A metaphysical or cosmic force that imposes stagnation and uniformity upon reality, suppressing anomalies, unpredictability, and free expression. Entities or environments influenced by Statisconformity resist evolution, spontaneity, or disorder, maintaining an eternal, unwavering structure.
"the essence of statisconformity is homage to perfect order with a cold, calculated smoothness."
by ʧĦʚ IJɞʂʧɞɾ March 5, 2025
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Statisticalised

To become one with a statistic or to be compared to a statistic.
Mathew was statisticalised when he …
by Just another statistic March 11, 2025
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Stationsfiets

Station Bike (noun) 🚲💨

A rusty, slightly wobbly, yet mysteriously unbreakable bicycle that lives at the train station. Often held together by duct tape, zip ties, and sheer determination. Looks like it was abandoned in 1997 but somehow still rides.

Primary function: Getting you from home to the station and back, while being so unattractive that even the most desperate bike thief won’t bother.

Secondary function: A test of your faith every morning—will the brakes work today? Will the chain stay on? Only the bike gods know.

Synonyms: "Rust Rocket," "Two-Wheeled Gamble," "Urban Relic"
The frontlamp fell of my stationsfiets. But with some ducttape it is as good as new.
by Ebbije March 24, 2025
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Statisticalised

And before I knew it, I was statisticalised.
by Just another statistic April 26, 2025
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