[square] dancing

when a boring, unsociable character cuts lose on the dance floor in a dorky manner, usually after a hefty consumption of alcohol

person 1: check out elliot from accounting!
person 2: man, he really shouldn't dance in public
person 1: cut him a break. he's only square dancing

by daft dork August 3, 2008

square bum syndrome

When your butt becomes sqaure after sitting for too long

Dude, i got major square bum syndrome after that exam

by bunny.com May 16, 2010

Squareullar

Having or resembling a square shape.

Phil: What shape is that?
Clyde: I don't know. 4 congruent sides, 4 congruent angles, but yet not a square.
Phil: I know! It's squareullar!

by MpegEVIL September 24, 2011

Squarelord

Portmanteau of 'Square' & 'Gaylord' thus becoming the ultimate insult & last word in inferring bender-nerdiness.

Original coined by Claire Humphreys in 2011 & all credit & recognition must go to the dwarf-obsessed flame-haired beauty.

"Are you still working at 6PM on a Friday night ? What a squarelord"

by Shooms November 5, 2011

Square bear

A bear/hairy gay male with a square/flat booty

Yo man he such a square bear

by @Donald.faurschou November 6, 2017

Square up Mother Fucker

The way to tell someone to square up but better

Natalie: SQUARE UP MOTHER FUCKER
Maddie: *squares up* uhh ok?
Natalie: *wins fight because Maddie was scared*

by Square up CAKISUIANS May 26, 2018

square

Something that I wrote bc I'm bored

Pat likes oats in square boxes, he eats them with milk.

by Mygrandmasaysyeet March 19, 2019