dirty spider

when someone is sleeping, you put your ass in their face as to tickle their nose with your taint hair.

yo, i just dirty spider'd youre bitch last night.

by Tony Flores September 26, 2006

barking spider

Fart ... also known as "barking wall spider"

Dude, what was that noise?
Dunno ... could have been a barking wall spider

by big lund July 17, 2003

Spider monkey

A sexual position where the male inserts his penal object into the breastulare corals (may be commonly referred to as cleavage) and achieves orgasmic fusion as the female makes a licking or sucking motion on the male's testicles.

Jeff's busty ginger girlfriend suggested the spider monkey position after the missionary position got old.

by Yobungus1337 December 31, 2010

spider monkeys

spider monkeys are creatures that lie in the depth of a man/womans bum hair (bush) they cling onto long curl strands and are hard to get rid off

yo turner wen you gunna get rig of your infestation of spider monkeys!!!

by banky11 October 11, 2006

Spider Man

When a man, or woman, fingers a girl using his middle and ring finger. This makes the same shape "spider man uses to squirt his webs".

"Last night i pulled a "Spider Man" on this chick, i had her cuming in 2mins."

by Bo Ornelas January 19, 2008

Spider-fingers

Term used to describe the motion of fingers while flying across the fret-board of a guitar. In a particular style of playing it almost looks like spider legs jumping around the fret board, thus creating "Spider-fingers".

"dude, look at Richs' spider-fingers!!, shred it up!!"

by Rich St.Pierre April 12, 2008

Spiderman

An extension of the penis showing game as seen in the movie "Waiting" It is where one does a handstand while being completely naked outside of a door or around a corner in anticipation that someone will walk out and see them. The consequence for looking at their junk is 10 kicks, while calling them a homosexual for staring at your nuts.

Biz: "I'm going to get Nellis with the Spiderman"

Larry: "Do it, he's about to come out of the bathroom."

Nellis: "Ahhh, dude that's foul!"

Biz: "Why are you staring at my nuts fag?!?"

by Jizmo Beach June 20, 2010