Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.

Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"

by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016

Salt

Gamer lingo that is short for "salty tears".This phrase is used when someone takes defeat poorly.

The other team showed much salt when they lost.

by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016

salting season

the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships

i don't have to buy her a christmas present bc im celebrating salting season early this year

by boobooheeboo November 27, 2016

Salt Mine

Formal adress for a group of league of legends players consisting of 20 people or more.

"Dude there's so many league of legends players here"
"I know, it's an entire salt mine"

by cesuna December 4, 2016

salthead

A dude who is a firm surfer, or who is beach bumming.

Look at that salthead out there, he's showing up there everyday.
Yeah, stay salty !

by @salthead_ January 19, 2017

Salting the Fields

Cumming in someone's hair. Can be done in many places including top of head, chest, leg, and anywhere there is hair.

Ex.

Person A: Dude, last night Lisandra let me Salt her fields
Person B: No way! Salting the Fields is the best!

by Doickls January 27, 2017

saltini

Licking your fingers and dipping them in white salt before fingering a black person.

'Did you hear that Shaniqua got a saltini last night?'

by genericgenericson February 16, 2017