A game in which three males ejaculate into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their vagina. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male spawned their newborn child.
"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"
by FanOfGenitals November 5, 2012
Get the Mystery Son mug.A PG-13 version of "son of a bitch" that was first introduced in a Panera commercial for their Strawberry Poppyseed Salad.
by whitefridaynite August 26, 2021
Get the Son of a poppyseed! mug.When you're about to say "Son of a bitch" but stop yourself halfway through to say something else, usually another instance of swearing, or get interrupted.
Person one: Son of a-
Person two: What? Gone mute?
Person one: Ya know what? Fuck off richard!
Person one: Son of a-
Person two: What? Gone mute?
Person one: Ya know what? Fuck off richard!
by LAKottke October 21, 2021
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Get the prisoners son mug.Son of a Bitch is a phrase or word OR SENTENCE used when someone who is born is ur enemy aka. someone you hate. So u say his kind of thing when ur angry or out of control. Sometimes. People just say Son of a Biscuit so it doesn’t sound like they hate u that much.
Typical Gaming Scene
Dude 1: BRO STOP CHEATING!
Dude 2: How am I cheating? Ur so annoying!
Dude 1: SON OF A BITCH!
(5 min later..)
Dude 2: *realizes that he’s cheating and calling Dude 1 annoying*
Dude 2 walks up to Dude 1.
Dude 2: sorry man, for calling u annoying…
Dude 1 doesn’t respond
Dude 2 sees another Dude coming
Dude 3: Ay, be nicer
Dude 2: Shut up, who even are u? And btw, u don’t know what I did so shut ur butt up!
Dude 3 stabs Dude 2.
Dude 1: BRO STOP CHEATING!
Dude 2: How am I cheating? Ur so annoying!
Dude 1: SON OF A BITCH!
(5 min later..)
Dude 2: *realizes that he’s cheating and calling Dude 1 annoying*
Dude 2 walks up to Dude 1.
Dude 2: sorry man, for calling u annoying…
Dude 1 doesn’t respond
Dude 2 sees another Dude coming
Dude 3: Ay, be nicer
Dude 2: Shut up, who even are u? And btw, u don’t know what I did so shut ur butt up!
Dude 3 stabs Dude 2.
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 17, 2023
Get the Son of a Bitch mug.Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.
Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:
So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
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