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snatch patrol

A man so addicted to a female's pussy, he becomes obsessed, controlling, and goes into stalking mode, making sure she never gives the pussy up to anyone else.
Chris is so addicted to Bridget's pussy, he's on snatch patrol.
by Dixie Crystal January 13, 2017
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snatch a smash

1) The equivalent of a one night stand.

2) To have sex at any given moment for no particular reason.
1) "Yo, I snatched a smash last night and it was TIGHT!"
"Righteous, bro!"

2)"hey baby, let's snatch a smash real quick."
"Alright, but I have to leave in an hour."
by Ilikechicken37 July 12, 2017
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Statch Snatch

A derogatory term for a young Male or Female(in this case female) that is below the legal age of 18 but looks, acts, and dresses much older and is desireable to men who ARE older; a fine piece of ass that is just drastically too young for someone my age (example: 16 yearold female- 22 yearold male)
Dude that girl Allyson, she is a fine piece of statch snatch.
If I wasn't 21 I would so go after that statch snatch.
by Michael Silvia October 5, 2007
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raw snatcher

A person who likes fornicating with prepubescent girls. Also known as a Zeev.
Don't let your girl play with that old man, he looks like a raw snatcher!

That hairy man was hitting on those teenage girls. What a raw snatcher!
by Z81F965 June 13, 2009
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poo snatch

Your butthole; especially when refering to it as a sexual organ, as in talking about "putting it in their poo snatch".
Guy 1: Hey dude, I got so much cutty last night!
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well I got more poo snatch than you could believe!
by getwicked May 29, 2010
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Cracker Snatch

I saw her bent over with her cracker snatch in my face!
by thefluffymuffin69 September 25, 2010
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Baby Snatchn'

If you are having sex with a pregnant woman and you put both hands in her vagina and you yell "come here you little fucker" you are baby snatchn'.
I got really drunk one night after my girlfriend got pregnant and thought i could rip that little fucker out. I then named it Baby Snatchn'.
by The Friskey Dingo October 11, 2010
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