Smooch Gate

Oh no! Emiru got smooched! The guy just walked in... Told people he was breaking in... And then just fucking smooched her.

Hym "Not assault though I don't think. Aggravated sexual battery maybe? Let's see........... Yeah. Second degree sexual battery. Oral contact without consent. Yep. Smooch gate confirmed."

by Hym Iam October 20, 2025

Smooching

A way to kiss someone affectionately when you really wanna touch them.

Zakaria and Ziaa were caught smooching in class

by HoneyPiePussy October 21, 2025

Smooching

A casual, affectionate kiss that does not require tongue

Zakaria and Ziaa were caught smooching by everyoen in class

by HoneyPiePussy October 25, 2025

Shooshee

The sweetest girl in the world

She’s lovely. Yeah, that’s Shooshee

by sofa5lamp6 December 7, 2025

Shmooshka

The act of pooping on someone’s chest

The shmooshka the hooker gave me was warm and creamy. It set heavy on my chest.

by Johngoeshard December 14, 2025

Ass-smoochery

(n.) The act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, asskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.

A: You know Jim got his 5% raise just last month, I can't see him presenting any projects or getting any work done.
B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.

by Godspeedzilla April 12, 2009

Lam Smooth

Tried in an asian way but failed.

Virgin Asian puts down his engineering books and talks to asian girl "Hey, you should check out this vegan restaurant with me."
Asian girl "Sure."
Virgin Asian "Then it's a date then..."
Asian girl "Wow... That was Lam Smooth of you. No thanks buddy."
Virgin Asian goes on a rage.

by That niggah November 21, 2009