slappy

pure tobacco hit from a bong.

I got such a bad headbuzz from that slappy

by anom3456 May 13, 2008

slippin

slippin = off guard, out your local area

"slippin" bruv manz slippin

by Stakz March 22, 2009

slippen

The act of not acting right -- One who is not living up to par. Forgetful in doing what you're supposed to be doing.

Hey don't let the boss catch you slippen.

OR

I can't believe you forgot to pay the rent -- Man you're slippen!

by Chula July 18, 2006

Slippery Spence

This act conatains Three Stages:

1. Firstly the two boys widen each other's bums by teasing them open with a luke-warm desert spoon.

2. The nose/mouth area is completely inserted into the freshly opened fleshy ring and they deply inhale, causing them to choke and faeces to come out, this choking action closes their bums, creating a smacking noise to which they spin 180 degrees so that they are in the classic 69 position.

3. The penises soaked in opaque chicken stock until the jap's eye is nice and dilated (as well as increasing the girth and creating a nice chickeny aroma.)
Tongues are inserted into each others cock hole with a squeaky pop (similar sound to the test for hydrogen.)
Finally, when the climax is inevitable, the two young boys look each other in the eye and tell each other, "Slippery Spence".
then they let their juices exchange and the chickeny broth is enjoyed by both parties.

"Reet lad, what you up to tonight?"

"might do a bit of revision"

"narrr"

"why? what you doing?"

"nout, yet"

"oh right"








"Slippery Spence?"

"Uh huh ; )"
(shows him the chicken stock)

by Pauly wankz January 26, 2009

Skippy

Cheap-ass shoes. This term circa 1997. Kids who wore "skippies" were teased relentlessly at the summer camp I went to. Also, the "skip-aa" pronunciation does not apply to this definition.

"Skippies... they make your feet feel fine, skippies, they cost a dollar ninety-nine." I don't know if this was an actual advertising jingle or not.

by Alex September 24, 2003

sloppy kisser

1. Noun- a person who kisses using excess saliva and predominant use of tongue outside of mouth

Dear diary, she's a sloppy kisser, had to wipe my mouth off with my sleeves several times, but I'm still fallen for her.

by your.mojo.on.drugs July 8, 2009

Sloppy Reuben

a sloppy reuben is where you put your dick between two pieces of marble rye bread along with sauerkraut and swiss cheese, and start to jerk off, when youre about to finish you take it to your woman and say "here honey i made you a sloppy reuben" and when she goes "what's a sloppy reuben", you say "here, take a bite!", when she goes to take a bite you ejaculate into her mouth and say "thats a sloppy reuben, bitch!"

Mephisto: "Man, my girl eats all the time, last night she kept asking me to make her a damn sandwich."

Gman: "Did you make her a sandwich?"

Mephisto: "I sure did! A Sloppy Reuben!"

Gman: "awesome!"

by aeraxeur February 28, 2011