Calf Slap

The act of slapping the calf muscle on the back of the leg in a very swift, painful manner. Best applied to any idiot wearing shorts on a cold day.

Hey Edward! You should calf slap Henry cuz he's wearing shorts in December!

by Hollerin' Bobby April 18, 2008

Lombardi Slap

The act of hitting sombody in the face with a flaccid penis.

Jon was lombardi slapped by a jiggly elephant penis and it created a welt across his face.

by dickmonster69 August 29, 2011

granny slap

its when u take the grannys skin and slap it on your face!!!!

ask my grandma how it feels!

by Tyler B February 17, 2005

Tit Slap

When an individual (male/female) slaps another with their tit in ones face or torso, be it a man boob or a saggy old D cup tit.

Fuck I hate that guy over there! He is such a fucking ass!I just wanna walk up and tit slap him in the ear

by Rob Doctor September 17, 2008

slap balls

when two men have sex with one female.one penis in the ass and one in the vagina at the same time.from the below angle it appears that the 2 mens balls are slappin together.

yo justin, me and you need to slap balls with that bitch at umass.

by joseph machado February 3, 2007

bitch-slap

to slap one with a backhand motion. usually when one has done something stupid, or hasnt paid their moneyy.

hoe: im sorry but i couldnt make all your money today.

pimp: "BITCH. you dont have my money?"
*pow*
"you have now been bitch-slapped. you better have my money next time."

by shawty34 March 6, 2009

Mushroom Slap

When a guy takes his hard dick, and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her body with his mushroom. If done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards.

(not easy to do)

ex) mushroom slap her in the face and it will leave a mark. very funny. total ownage

by Mushroom slap 696969 May 14, 2009