ski santa fe

a great snowboarding area, a 20 minutes drive from santa fe new mexico. This is the greatest place to snowboard in the rocky mountains it is much better than taos or vail. it is a snowboarding paradise because it isnt full of snotty asshole rich people who crowd the way and hog the mountain

I went to ski santa fe and it was bliss

it is much better than that shitdump called taos!

by milkshake January 20, 2005

Santa Claus That Hoe

a process in which a guy makes a hoe eat reindeer shit and then sits on her and says hohoho until she cant breath and dies. Then he throws her under the christmas tree, chews up some cum and cookies and spits it on her. The he wraps her and gives her to a kid as a present.

Guy 1: yo, he santa claus that hoe
Guy 2: really?
Guy 1: yea, a kid opened her on christmas morning and had a heart attack
Guy 2: wow!

by Power Surge January 5, 2009

santa

a womans private part (santa is a cunt)

what has a bit of fluff at the top and a button(lumpy thing) in the middle ,also the bottom bits (legs/flaps) can spread .also red in colour,what else can it be.only seen once per year and makes boys/men very happy.

by uncle fizzle January 3, 2004

santa

a guy that makes a reason for everybody to go buy toys for their little ones so they can hav a cover up and show their true fatness in a red suit and is the reason y credit cards were invented

convo between a credit card company and a customer
company-im sry santa stole all ur money
customer-well u should go fuck santa o wait u r santa

by ill b ur whore December 28, 2005

Secret Santa

When the male partner decorates his member with christmas ornaments such as tinsel or Christmas lights. (Does not work with jewish Holidays).

Johnny gave me a Secret Santa last night. It took me three hours to get all the semen off the tinsel.

by Mikkkkkkke December 11, 2006

Santa

some fat old dude who likes to feed off poor innocent little kids' cookies and milk.
he enslaved the elves, which is y they don't live with us here today.
he is evil for making kids believe he is magical when he's really poor and only has the energy to steal food at christmas in the morning.

little kid wakes up to hear thumps downstairs...
leads to the living room where the cookies are....
"SANTA??!!"
sees old, fat dude in red rags and gulping down a glass of milk with oreo and cookie crumbs on scraggly old beard....
uh oh...

by annie :DD December 31, 2006

sante

1. adverb. To lie, to be deceitful.

2. adverb. To have the qualities of a
pedophile. To have a tendency towards
pedophilia.

3. noun. To have no comedic value. Unfunny
and dull.

1. To keep the kid quiet about touching him, I gave him a pet rat. How very sante of me.

2. I santed my 11 year old next door neigbor.

3. Wow, you really bombed like a sante out there.

by PSMF May 14, 2005