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swinging banjo

When a cat grabs onto a man's testicles and swings there until detached with significant effort.
That cat got me the other night. It made a right swinging banjo out of me.
by Lostcloud January 14, 2017
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swing on pole

To play around on a pole and swing is showing a dirty mind set , saying your single and ready to mingle
I like to swing on poles

Hey look at that pole over there I'm going to go swing on it
by Swing on pole May 16, 2017
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Swing shallow

To try to join in while being cuckolded, but you get rejected by your girlfriend
If you swing shallow, Timmy, it'll never be the same!
by Wheneveryoucan May 20, 2017
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Swing

A 8 x 8 thing:
Where all the guys are looking to fuck.
Guy: Hey *girl* do you want to join some swing at my house tonight?
Girl: Yes, ill bring some hot friends, is the alcohol free?
Guy: Yes of course, as long as we fuck.
by Ikkedumt June 4, 2017
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swing my napkin

tonight billy will swing my napkin
by doodypants123 June 25, 2017
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swingload

A useless fuck who is worthless for getting work done. Complains about not enough gym time.
The swingloads are useless a fuck.
by swingload August 8, 2017
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swing sniffer

A pedophiles or someone who sniffs the seats of a swing at a public play ground
"He is obviously a swing sniffer, by the way he acts around kids"
by Aaronsrod August 22, 2017
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