Golden Tossed Salad

When a person is getting their ass hole licked and starts pissing all over their parter and their partner continues to perform anal eating.

"I was licking my girlfriends butt hole and then she just started peeing all over me, i just kept going."
"Dude you just had a golden tossed salad!"

Golden Tossed Salad by Booger Blaster May 1, 2010

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Upper Deck Salad Shooter

The act of taking an Alli or other diet pill, going out and eating a meal with a high fat content (which anyone who has taken an Alli knows this gives you the instant runs) and then emptying your runny bowels in the toilet tank instead of the bowl. Usually an act of revenge.

That fag Keith has stood me up for breakfast two weeks in a row. I'm going to pick up some Alli and Upper Deck Salad Shooter his downstairs bathroom.

Upper Deck Salad Shooter by Sue_Ellen December 9, 2008

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pussy salad

getting mad pussy all at once

Yo, i was at a killer party last night and ate a whole bowl of pussy salad!

pussy salad by 98569839785978 May 16, 2006

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pube salad

when your sitting at the dinner table and a black mccall comes to serve you a salad when really its a PUBE SALAD. in fact it is mccalls pubes and they smell like a wet burrito

wtf i didn't order a pube salad

pube salad by weezy f burlock October 9, 2008

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gizz salad

When a man pulls out of a woman during sex just before he cums and subsequently spills his unborn babies all over her hairy snatch.

Man: Oh baby, this is so awesome...I'm going to cum!!!
Woman:Give me a Gizz salad! Please!
Man:OOOHHHHHHHH!!

-sighing, panting-

Man:"dinner is served!"

gizz salad by i-rob November 10, 2008

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Tuna Salad Sandwich

The act of smearing mayonnaise in a skank's butt crack,
followed by simultaneously squeezing her ass cheeks together while licking out the mayo from back to front, culminating in an explosion of creamy tuna goodness. Celery optional.

Yesterday I was horny and hungry, so your mom and I shared a Tuna Salad Sandwich.

Tuna Salad Sandwich by Charlie Da' Tuna September 30, 2010

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tossin the salad

when someone(preferably female)licks out someone elses asshole

we were havin sex, and she started tossin the salad

tossin the salad by Ninjalo January 23, 2004

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