Simon

It's Mexican slang for "Yes"

B-Real: "Whats up homie, Don't you know me?"

Sen Dog: "Simon!"

B-Real: "Ain't you the brother of the mas chingon?"

Sen Dog: "Straight Up!"

-Cypress Hill, from one of their best songs off the first album "Latin Lingo"

by Bonquiqui572 May 27, 2014

Simon

A fat turd who sits all day doing nothing but playing games on his computer while eating junk food. He often has man-tits bigger than most teenage girls in his grade. He likes to pet his friendly micro penis that you need a microscope to see. He has the ability to back out of any conversation by covering up his face with a giant double chin.

Look at that fat guy his name is probably Simon

Dude did you hear about the new she male with big tits, its name is Simon

by Imgayyyyy0929 March 4, 2019

Simone

An asshole who only cares about herself. She insults people and makes them feel bad about themselves . She doesnt think she hurts them but everyone around knows she does.

Simone- omg what are you wearing. That is so stupid
Friend- what do you mean I thought it was cute?

by Rolly polly panda March 15, 2020

Simon

typically Irish and short. blue eyes. hot tempered and can't take what he dishes out. dresses terribly. long hair. practically drowned in cologne. small dick.no balls. awful taste in music. assumes. you know what they say about assumers. it makes an ass out of you and me. bad friend. can't keep a secret. thinks hes the shit and hes not but he talks it. mad creepy.

simon

by BananaNutCandle January 23, 2010

Salmon Croquettes

the greatest food in the world

I'd sure like some salmon croquettes with hot sauce

by Esjay April 29, 2005

Samone

A attention seeker on socia network sites

Samone begging for RT's and making trends

by Twitter Boss June 14, 2013

salmon hand

When ones hand is limp to the wrist, and one flops it around while saying with a lisp or in a partially thick voice "SALMON HAND!!!" Derived from Derek, and can also be found in a handshake, when one's hand is limp.

Ben: Salmon hand!!!!
Thomas: Salmon hand!!!!

by T-Sizzle! June 11, 2006