Swined

To utterly own somebody by pretending or actually passing on the Swine Flu (H1N1) to them. Shorthand notations include: "Swned" Also see "pwned"

Jon: I think I might have gotten Swine Flu from Alex who just came back from Mexico.
Jessica: HAH! You got swined!

by Twonginator May 17, 2009

Swine Fluke

The swine flu "pandemic" in which little of the population was infected.

David: "About 36,000 people die from the normal flu every year. i'm thinking the swine flu pandemic is all hype."

Brock: "I know right? it's such a swine fluke."

by abweitl August 30, 2009

swiner

Someone who gets swine flu then wines about it.

My girlfriend has swine flu, shes a real swiner.
Good I hate that bitch!

by jackjilarde September 15, 2009

swine hug

a lateral embrace usually done with participants positioned hip to hip in lieu of a standard hug which pits participants face to face, as an attempt to reduce the threat of contracting swine flu; an epidemic-era invention

Jane goes to hug Jill but Jill abruptly grabs her by the shoulders and positions Jane's hip adjacent to her own.
"Gonna have to execute the swine hug 'cause I don't wanna expose you. I think my roommate's got H1N1."

by puffinfly October 27, 2009

Swinin' It

To contract the H1N1 flu, more commonly known as the "Swine Flu".

Teacher: Is lindsey here today?"

student: No, she's swinin' it. "

by noahah93 October 27, 2009

Swine Flu

An undercover cop;
Someone who hangs around or works with the police

Jimmy: Yo don't trust that dude
John: Why?
Jimmy: I think he got the Swine Flu
John: He ain't even sick
Jimmy: But he hangs around with Pigs (police)

by JattDizzleTheProducer November 8, 2009

Swingjob

When two people have oral sex on a swingset.

Mark: Yeah, Brittney was giving me a swingjob the other day and it was amazing!

by XxToshixX June 9, 2011